Train Manners #4

Here's the latest in the series of helpful tips for successful living from those wise folk at Tokyo Metro.

The people who run Tokyo's subway system are a thoughtful and insightful bunch. Recognising the passion for golf that exists in the hearts and minds of many train riding salarymen, they have put out a helpful guide on how to practice your golf swing while waiting on the platform for your ride. As it is unlikely that you will happen to be carrying a 3 Wood on your commute to work, an umbrella will make a splendid substitute for your favourite driver. Step 1 reminds you to keep your eye on the ball and your feet apart. No. 2 tells you to keep your forearms straight while No. 3 shows the importance of dropping your right shoulder just before you strike the ball.  Step 4 points out that if you use a wet umbrella, a trail of water droplets will highlight all aspects of your stroke and back swing and will allow interested bystanders to study your form and contribute constructive criticism. With so much previously wasted time now available for practice, expect to see the next Tiger Woods coming from the Tokyo area.