Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Train manners #3

Heres some more helpful tips from the people who run Tokyo's subway system. Here we see to correct way to ride the train while intoxicated. As you can see lying down is encouraged with at least one foot in an elevated position. Remain in this position until your skin colour has returned to a healthy yellow like the other passengers. Your brief case will make a handy pillow and you should loosen your shirt and tie to avoid breathing difficulties. Shoes and drink cans can be conveniently stowed on the floor next to you. Should you feel sick please try to vomit under the seat.

1 comment:

  1. Looks like a great way to ride the train after a few too many!!

    Love this series and look forward to more in the future.

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