Monday, August 29, 2011

3 Islands Tour

Islington Bay. Rangitoto island. 13*C
Last week brought a big high pressure system over the whole country bringing clear sunny weather. A snap decision was made on Thursday afternoon that we would go for a sailing tour of the Hauraki Gulf. Shane's yacht is about 95% completed and he was keen to test out the systems and see how the boat sailed in the predicted light winds. A quick trip to the super market and the liquor store for supplies and then we were off to the Marina for an evening departure. The night was dark with no moon and not a breath of wind. Getting out of the slip was no problem and we motored out onto the harbour. Westharbour marina lies at the end of a dredged channel which twists and turns for quite a way out until you reach the main shipping channel. Being a broken ass marina a lot of the channel makers are not lit and of those that are, not all of the lights are actually working. Travelling in and out in the dark requires a sharp watch in order to avoid slamming into a marker post or alternatively, running aground. Once down to the harbour bridge things get a bit easier but you still need to watch out for the many ferries that criss cross the harbour.
Our destination that night was Islington Bay at Rangitoto Island. Its not a particularly nice bay but is well sheltered and has good holding for the anchor with the bottom being thick mud. We arrived at about 10PM so apart from the 2 other yachts in the bay there was absolutely nothing to see. The water was like glass and we had a very calm and still though cold night. This was good as Shizuka is not a particularly good sailor and is prone to seasickness or, as she puts it, "shipsick" .

Underway. 6.5 Knots
 Friday morning was bright and clear and we ate breakfast overlooking the spectacular Rangitoto. This island is a dormant volcano that rises 260 metres and sits slap bang in the middle of the Auckland Harbour entrance. It's a huge symmetrical  lump of black basalt and scoria and is an Auckland icon. It's completely undeveloped and is covered in native forest. Right next to it and joined to it by a causeway is Motutapu island. This island is a lot older than Rangitoto and is a complete contrast having no forest at all. By 9.30AM we were underway and heading north to Kawau Island. The wind picked up a bit and we blasted through the Rakino channel at 7 knots. At one point I caught sight of a dark object leaping out of the water beside the boat. At this speed that could only be one thing. A few seconds later it happened again and this time I could clearly see what is was. We were being visited by dolphins. I have seen them before while sailing and they are an amazing sight riding the bow wave of boats. Shizuka has never seen this sight however so I told her to go out onto the deck and look over the side. A few seconds later she was jumping up and down in delight and snapping away with her camera. There were about 10 dolphins swimming along and leaping out of the water. This went on for about 20 minutes so she was treated to a good show.

Dolphins. Rakino Channel
 We made it into Bon Accord harbour at Kawau and had another very still peaceful night. By midnight he water was like a sheet of glass and as there was no moon bio-luminescence was incredible. It was like an underwater fireworks shows whenever anything moved in the water. Saturday morning brought some light showers and a fresh breeze so we sailed all the way down to Waiheke Island.
Waiheke is the most developed island in the Gulf and many people commute from here to Auckland CBD which is a 35 minute trip on the high speed ferry. There are many expensive houses here and the island likes to market itself as sophisticated and arty. Signs of this are everywhere and range from the hobby vineyards to giant corrugated iron sculptures on the hills above the ferry port. There are also some nice white sandy beaches and the water is clean and clear. Waiheke is very popular with daytrippers and tourists but I really don't care for the place. The place just seems too pretentious to me and the anchorages are more crowded than the other islands. During our night here we were kept awake by a neighbouring powerboat which was pretending to be a floating nightclub. I prefer the less trendy islands further north.

Navigating. Kawau island.
By Sunday morning we were running short on food so we set a course for home. It was another beautiful day and there was lots of traffic in the harbour. For some reason the self steering on this boat won't hold a course and steers the boat round and round in circles but everything else works well. Apart from the nights being cold this was a good midwinter trip.
The Hauraki Gulf is full of beautiful islands, some inhabited, some not and is one of the best points of living here. Most of these island are designated as national parks and development is tightly controlled. While I agree in principle with the park idea, I do question the way that some of the islands are off limits to visitors. The Department of Conservation is in charge of this area and no doubt does much good work here. It seems to me that it gets bigger and more powerful every year and is gaining control of ever increasing amounts of land. Once a piece of land comes under DoC control there will be no further development allowed and DoC staff will decide who can and can't go there. Some of the people who work for the department are eliteist greenies and have their own agendas and pet projects which often involve barring public access to these areas. Rangitoto is a case in point. There is a small number of  beach houses on the island that were built many years ago. The impact of these houses is low and they create few problems. When the island came under DoC control the owners of these houses were told that they could continue to use them but could not resell them or transfer them to anybody else. Therefore, when the owner dies the house will become the property of DoC. Effectively, they have confiscated these houses that have, in some cases, been in the family for generations. Some of the other islands have been designated as bird sanctuaries and landing is only permitted to approved people. The impression I get from DoC staff is that they feel that the conservation estate is an exclusive club for greenies, native bird experts and eco scientists and that the general public needs to be kept away and prohibited from comming into it. The world needs a balance between development and conservation. In the Hauraki Gulf Marine park the scales are tilted too far.

Onetangi Bay. Waiheke Island.
Auckland Approaches.

Monday, August 8, 2011

The Roof Resolution

Leak free roof!
I have to retract some of my previous comments about insurance companies that I made here last month. On first enquiry it seemed that damage by typhoons were not covered by our policy. Then it was conveyed that it wasn't the typhoon that was the issue but rather that we weren't covered for things falling on the house from the air such as airborne debris, errant satellites and airplanes. Now I can understand not wanting to be liable for meteors landing or terrorist attacks but a tree falling on someones property has got to be a fairly regular occurrence, especially in this land of a billion trees growing on near vertical mountains everywhere. After quite a bit of to-ing and fro-ing the insurance company finally admitted that, yes, we actually were covered for this event and that there would be an investigator assigned who would come and interview us about the whole incident. A bit tricky seeing as we are on the other side of the planet at the moment. The investigator turned out to be a realistic guy however and on sending him the builders quote and some pics he decided to fore go the interview and site inspection. He told us by phone that the whole insurance business is up to it's neck in investigating all the claims in the earthquake and tsunami area and that they just don't have enough people to go around checking out every claim in Kansai. He gave us a budget we could spend and told us to just go ahead and fix it. Sweet!. That's one less problem I have to deal with on my return.
The other issue was what to do with the huge pieces of dead tree lying on the boundary. All attempts to track down the neighbour who owns this tree have proved to be futile. It always amazes me how people in this country can just disappear into thin air in spite of the fact that you have to register your residency with your local city hall and that you basically can't live a normal life if you don't. No wonder there's so many people still claiming a pension for relatives who died years ago. Anyway, I concluded that the only way this tree is going to go away is if I cut it up myself. I have a chainsaw here in Auckland that would be well capable of doing just that and I went through the mental exercise of how it would be to carry it onto an airplane. With the drama of taking a cordless drill through still fresh in my mind, I am trying to imagine what the good folk at AVSEC Level 4 will make of a 16 inch petrol chainsaw tucked away inside my bag. Then there's the problem of  the Biosecurity people when I bring it back to NZ. I would have to pay for a full decontamination of the saw as everybody knows of the enormous risk posed to the country by foreign woodchips and sawdust. So that plan was classified as unrealistic. 

Now the next thought I had was to find out if I can hire a chainsaw in Kameoka. Tool hire places are common in western countries but not so much in Japan it seems. After much online searching we found an outfit in Kyoto who will rent chainsaws to crazy people who actually intend to operate them themselves instead of unquestioningly paying a professional a large amount of money to do it for them. Surprise number 2 was how reasonable the price was. Y4000 for a 3 day hire. Very reasonable I thought...this plan might actually work. Then we read the fine print! Following the greatest of Japanese traditions, the details of the deal are uniquely Japanese. You see, the chainsaw does not come with a chain. Y4000 gets you the saw but if you want to use it to actually cut anything you will have to buy a chain for it. The price of a new chain.... Y6000. Now I can see the point of this....a lot of people will probably have no clue how to drive a chainsaw and will no doubt fuck up the chain in the course of the 3 days. It's the way they go about dealing with this issue that I find mind boggling. Instead of paying a bond which is refundable if you don't break it, you have to buy a new chain which, presumably, you can keep after you return the saw. Setting aside the issue of how ridiculous this scenario is and being totally pragmatic about the whole thing, I calculate the cost of this proposition. Y6000 + Y4000+ say Y500 for petrol and the fact that the hire place is a 2 hour round trip x2 away. This is getting a bit costly. I'm sure I could buy a used saw from one of those 2nd hand dealers in Shin Sekai for this price. Shizuka decides to call the builder who is going to fix the roof and ask him if he can help. In true Osakajin business fashion he offers to hire a saw and cut the tree up and stack the logs out of the way for Y10,000 the same day he works on the roof. I like this company. I had expected much sucking of air through teeth and a long and rambling explanation of how it couldn't be done. We arranged a day for it to be done and told him to call the real estate agent who will come by the house with the key. All sorted.... or so it seemed.

Dont mess with him!
The day before the job was to be done Shizuka received 2 emails. One was from the agent complaining bitterly about how rude and obnoxious the builder is. The other was from the builder saying how incompetent and useless the agent is. A couple of phone calls in which Shizuka had to play referee established that it was basically blue collar Osaka Vs white collar Kyoto points of view. Japan is a hierarchical country and everybody has their place in the grand scheme of things. This dispute seems to stem from both parties asserting the claim to be the most important and therefore the superior. A bit of smoothing of feathers was done and the agent agreed to drop the key in the mailbox the night before. A face to face meeting was avoided and everyone was able to claim a small victory. So much for the famous Japanese "Wa". The next day everything went smoothly. The roof was fixed, the tree was cut, the agent and builder were pacified and the insurance company paid for it all. Once again this country has managed to confound me. A seemingly simple thing can be bizarrely complicated and expensive while things which you would guess to be difficult can be resolved surprisingly easy.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Cause and Effect

The large break in transmission has been due to one very good reason....nothing interesting happened in July. Typically for this time of the year, everyone has gone into hibernation and exciting and blog worthy events have been few and far between. The story of the month is about business. Normally the customers I have to deal with are OK by and large but last month brought an influx of idiots who can't or won't follow simple instructions. I think that these people are always there but during busy times you don't notice them so much. You can safely ignore them and their unrealistic demands when you've got plenty of reasonable customers. When times get quiet, like during midwinter, the ratio of morons to good people seems to increase exponentially. Which brings me to the subject of doing business on the internet or as the IT geeks call it, E- commerce.
Because of the anonymity of Email people will write things that they would never have the balls to say to your face. The weakest and meekest become fearless warriors when parked safely behind their keyboards. In this way ridiculous offers and unreasonable demands can be sent in the rudest fashion without the danger of facing the outraged other party. They know they are being unreasonable but the system both allows them to do it and protects them from any repercussions. They do it because they can. For them a conversation on the net is not a real conversation. Most email enquiries now lack even the most basic of courtesies such as Hello, Please, Thank you, Name or a contact phone number. 
Instead a typical email enquiry will be something like this... 

“ $4500 CASH?”  or  “Whats your lowest price?”   

even worse are the emails that are complete gibberish ...This is an actual email that some halfwit sent to me.. 

“wat is yr add i wnt to hv look the v n is it c.v .t transm”   

I have no idea what that means.

Like most businesses I have a phone and a mobile phone and my adds all clearly state what the number is. Why people need to send incomprehensible TXT messages on their computer keyboards is beyond me. The internet has made it possible to be rude and discourteous on a grand Scale.

Anybody who has ever been to a real life auction knows that its usually hours of boredom with a few seconds of excitement thrown in when you get to bid on the item you want. I doubt that the creators of the first internet auction sites would ever have dreamed that their efforts would give birth to a new phenomenon…. Auctions as entertainment. Karl Marx once said “religion is the opium of the masses”. In the late 20th Century TV replaced religion and now in the 21st the internet auction is becoming the new religion.These days instead of watching Soap operas on TV, people are watching auctions on the internet. It seems that people prefer auctions to TV because it can be an interactive experience. A good indicator of the number of people doing this is the Question and answer section of each auction. A quick study of the average auction shows that the people who ask questions rarely actually bid. For them, just participating is entertainment enough and they usually have no intention of buying the item. Then there's the kind of internet/auction/consumer law/car geek know-it-all who tries to turn the Q&A on your listing into a forum where he can express all his opinions and prejudices. They have no intention of bidding or buying anything but like to try and sabotage other peoples business just for fun or because they have an axe to grind. I also regularly encounter the dumbest kind of  people who just look at the pictures and don't read the listing. These can be identified by the stupid questions they ask which are invariably about things that are clearly spelled out in the listing. 

Another consequence of the internet auction phenomenon is the rise of worthless rubbish. In years gone by, clothes that didn’t get worn were given away or thrown away. Now they are sold. Old clocks, shoes, cups and plates, mattresses and garden tools and all manner of things that would previously have been classed as junk and simply disposed of are now listed and sold. Before the internet nobody would pay to advertise something that was worth only a couple of dollars. Even if it’s just a $1 reserve, everything now has a value. Great for the recycling movement but bad news for the economy. Economic growth comes from production and consumption of new items not the endless exchange of old goods. 

The other thing that has changed is peoples appetite for risk. Ten years ago nobody would buy anything that was pre-used, be it a washing machine or a car, without first inspecting it. It now seems that people are happy to bid and buy on the strength of a photograph on the internet. Unfortunately, the appetite for accepting the consequences of such a strategy isn't so strong. I had one particular idiot who after looking at the pictures of a BMW decided that he didn't need to bother himself to come and check it out for himself. After winning the auction and (outbidding some people who had come and seen it) he then showed up and proclaimed that he thought the colour was a different shade of blue and that he would not pay for it as he didn't like the colour it actually is.  Not only did he waste everybody's time but I also lost the underbidder who went and bought another car the next morning. Tyre kickers and timewasters now don’t even have to leave their living room in order to be a nuisance.

I've said it before to colleagues in the industry and I'll say it again here. The Internet was the worst thing that ever happened to business. Everyone in my industry has to work harder, longer and for less than before. Customers have become ruder, more demanding and unreasonable. 
E- commerce has turned the whole thing into a race for the bottom.

In the old days, when business was done face to face, things where far simpler. Sure, you had to deal with idiots back then too, but they were more polite and actually had to get off their asses and travel to you during business hours. This meant that there tended to be fewer of them as it took some effort and expense to to find out what was for sale and to asses the quality of it. This in itself tended to weed out the timewasters, wannabes and out-of-town tyrekickers.
Now, it's an avalanche of crap...24/7... from all over the country.